SICK KIDS BACK TO BACK

OK thought we were doing really well the only one of us that has been sick is Daddy Zed, the runs, then backed up for over a week then he decided to eat this shifty GOAT from the side of the road in the middle of know where  on the way to a mine to see if that would help, yep i am man hear me roar comes to mind YUK !
Anyway so he UN clogged himself then we had Boof not feeling well when i picked him up from school, we made it to the hotel and Boof says to me "mum quick i need to get out of the car" so i hurried him out of the car and just as he steps out of the car YEP you guessed it POWER spew in the middle of the driveway, the porter and security guys were standing there, poor Boof so sick, then we move over to the garden "hey bud in the garden" a bit of practise for later life i thought :) and then before we reach the garden yep you guessed it power spew number 2 in the driveway- so we made it up stairs and he slept and spewed all night.

2 nights later Master T up at 12 vomiting in the toilet high temps, sore tummy POOR little guys.
Then yep you guessed it Buddha, 1 night after that Sky rocketing high temps, wouldn't eat and started this BARK and massive wheeze, so we asked around the ex pats for a doc and got the number of a lovely nurse that runs the ex pat clinic.
i was very apprehensive to what i was going to walk in to, being a border line 3rd world country i was expecting to walk into a hospital with people on stretches in the hall ways and really dirty etc etc.....
BUT we got better medical care than at home, the hospital was great, the facilities were great and the service and attention was A1. i could not fault it at all!
So back to Buddha, after seeing 2 doctors we settled on bronchitis! i was ultra worried as last time he had it we were in hospital for 2 weeks, but the doctor said i had been doing everything right so far, so we persevered over night he got way worse and so we went back and had some physio done, got lent a nebuliser  and i did that for 2 nights and he improved so much then he cut 2 top teeth. so big week for little Buddha! (and mummy) I'm exhausted..... Next i finally get to go to Majesties woot woot

Toilet paper issues

OK so iv seen a squatter toilet last time i was here, in the airport that's all they had.

BUT when you go to the malls, you kind of forget where you are, like I'm talking BSB mall is 4 stories high has 2 kids play grounds a video arcade, movie theaters in English, and loads of shops.

So we were up stairs in this massive department store (like grace brothers ) and Buddha was asleep, and master T says i need to go to the toilet, rito well i left the Nappie bag and Buddha with Dr Wendy and went down 2 floors to the toilet with master T and  Boof, they each went in a cubical, and i hear "mum, can you pass me some toilet paper?" i reply "sure bud" OK so here i am with a cleaner watching me search every cubical for paper ( they have a full time cleaner in each toilet they never leave the toilet crazy huh but more on this later) and yep u guessed it NO PAPER...hmmmm what to do , no nappy bag, ummm yep GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so there was the hummmmm hose option or just pull em up and ride it out, well if he used the hose how was i to dry him with no toilet paper? so i say "bud just pull up your undies and shorts and we will sort it later " hahahaha omg poor little bugger.

SO we learnt a lesson on this day, NEVER i SAID NEVER go to the toilet even if it looks western without toilet paper,wipes or tissue!!!!

Now i know why all the Lady's have massive rolls of toilet paper in their hand bags :)

beauty gone BAD.......the ex pat way

So Us 4 gal's in the car on our way to an amazing beauty/massage parlour whist the hubbys are out golfing and poor Mr D is baby sitting 10 kids whilst watching bridesmaids and looking after a chicken in the oven hahahaha.

So we turn up at Majesties and WOW Ive never seen so many cars, it was like a parking lot at a footy game- absolutely packed so Mrs A went in to see how long it would be 2 hour wait-now that is a lot considering that the place is huge and 3 stories high, so well that was a let down, OK where else OK leonds yeah ill ring says Mrs L, yep great lets head there.
so leonds car park was full, so we parked maybe 2 shops down oh wow its a beauty salon, awesome there window made them sound awesome lets try there.
SOOOOO not the best idea iv never had facial before but this was absolute shit, the crap she put on my face made me gag, she nearly tore of my eye lids, and burn my face "awesome" OK so after facial is a hair spa, OK so the other gals had had this already and instead of coming right out and saying NO don't do it oh maybe we don't have time they say so silly me oh OK make it quick.....

so after sitting thinking my hair was going to all fall out i cut the hair spa short and went in to see how long Dr Wendy would be meanwhile Mrs L and A were chillin in the car laughing about how shit it was!
so Dr Wendy comes out nearly crying how she was going to be sick had all that funky shit in her ears and up her nose hahahaha i was still trying to pick it out of my nose and ears 4 house later.

so lesson learnt ONLY GO TO MAJESTIES from now on if you can get in WAIT!!!!!!!!!!